This is for all those guys out there that dread Valentine's Day shopping. What should I get her? What if she doesn't like it? ...wait...I have to buy her something?! Sound familiar? Don't worry you've come to the right place.
Now I know guys like simple. Quick, easy, straight to the point. Here's what you need to do. Go to the gas station/grocery store/dollar general/etc. and buy the candy bars. (you'll find a list at the bottom) If you don't have a big piece of paper or something to attach them to already, pick up one of those also.
Now lay everything out on your poster and copy the message below. (bolded words are candy bars) I suggest writing in pencil first and then going over it in sharpie. That way you're able to erase mistakes.
I wish I could put into words the Mounds of Almond Joy you bring me. Your Whatchamacallit sends me head over heels. I'd Take 5 of your Kisses over 100 Grand any day! All this talk is making me sound like a Mr. Goodbar, but Tootsie Roll, I love you to Pieces. Happy Valentine's Day!
Finally, tape the candy bars in there place. Now was it that painful? Give this to your sweetheart and I guarantee she'll SNICKER!
What You'll Need
Poster or other large paper